At Dubai International Airport, my wife Rebecca glided into the business-class lounge and canceled my ticket behind my back, leaving me 7,000 miles from New York with only a passport and forty crumpled dollars, while the gate agent murmured, “This reservation was revoked,” and I swallowed the humiliation, clenched my carry-on handle like a lifeline, and decided I’d stop begging and start recording every detail—right as a diamond-eared woman in a Chanel suit leaned in and whispered, “Pretend you’re my husband.”
Dubai International Airport is built to make you feel like you’re walking through the future—glass, steel, polished marble that reflects…